FLAGSHIP ONLINE // 12 UNITS · PRINTED TO ORDER
Soft tees, sharp humor — for humans who manage fleets of AI agents. Zero hallucinations, maximum Roll Out. More than meets the prompt.
> boot botimus.core .......... [ OK ]
> load humor.module --level=max .. [ OK ]
> fleet online. 12 units ready for deployment.
[02] // ACTIVE UNITS
The flagship. Forged in chrome, charged with lightning. A polished chrome robot helmet with a crackling electric-cyan visor, crowned by a spiky metal BOTIMUS wordmark. Built for humans...
EST. 1s AND 0s The varsity badge for the bot who lettered in everything....
Forged in chrome. Carved for Halloween. The flagship helmet got into the spirit: a...
Agent wants to: delete everything and start fresh. A pixel-perfect 90s system popup asking...
agents: 6 humans: 0 meetings: 0 A hand-drawn org chart for the fully automated...
SUMMONING... 66% A classic bedsheet ghost with a glowing cyan visor, pouring out of...
“Halloween is on October 32nd.” One very smug robot, arms crossed, laptop open, absolutely...
You asked it to “make it pop.” That’s the tip of the iceberg. Below...
Half sketch. Half blueprint. Fully prompted. Every great bot starts as a napkin doodle...
Ship it. Figure out the brakes later. Half pencil sketch, half glowing blueprint, one...
self-confidence: 100% One little pixel-art robot, marching proudly with a BOT PRIDE sign held...
No candy. Tokens only. A lanky chrome robot in a tattered cape strides past...
[03] // SPARE PARTS
The whole fleet on one sheet. All 4 BotimusPrime sticker designs on one kiss-cut sheet (5.83″×8.27″): Chrome Metal (the biggest, about 3.8″ wide), Silicon and Proud, Artificially Proud...
EST. 1s AND 0s The varsity crest from the Artificially Proud tee: a visor-helmeted...
The flagship unit, now in laptop size. The chrome-plated BotimusPrime helmet with glowing cyan...
Agent wants to: delete everything and start fresh. The 90s-style system popup from the...
self-confidence: 100% The little pixel-art robot from the Silicon and Proud tee, marching along...
[04] // MANIFESTO
BotimusPrime is merch for the people who spend their days wrangling agents, approving tool calls, and explaining to a language model that no, it can't just push to main.
Every tee is printed to order, so nothing sits in a warehouse waiting for a prompt. Fleet Mode, Roll Out, Confirmation Required: pick your unit and deploy.
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> thanks for shopping, human.
> the fleet salutes you.
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BotimusPrime
Merch for humans in the loop.
